Enjoying a last feast of the year at our friends Chris and Holly’s place.

Even by Holly’s standard it’s an amazing cheese board! Will be dreaming tonight …

You can tell from The Duchess’s face that she is delighted with our Boxing Day shopping results – though I wouldn’t dare tell her it’s a Christmas present!

A new Hoover with a vibrating head – easy now – and extra strong bagless suckiness that should make short work of the never ending dog shedding.

We also snapped up a garment steamer and a garden umbrella but I don’t want to overstimulated the reader.

You can always tell it’s close to Christmas when The Duchess makes her annual batch of chicken liver pate! Get in!!

It’s not April Fools Day, but it’s the kind of headline you might expect on that day.

Not something you’d expect to be uttered by any sane person – the Hull accent is sexy! No less a heartthrob than Timothy Chalamet has made the claim, so I’m having that.

If he’s ever filming in East Yorkshire he’ll never have to pay for a scrap butty wi’ chip spice again, that’s for sure.